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Top Ten Ways to Destroy the Death Star
10) Unplug the power cord!!!
9) Stick a rancor in the engine-control room.
8) Control+Alt+Delete...
7) Install Windows ME on it and just wait for it to crash.
6) Walk onto the set and smash the 5-inch model.
5) Gasoline and a match...
4) Get a hobbit to take it to Mordor and throw it into Mount Doom.
3) Stick Luke on-board. He'll whine so much they'll want to hit the self-destruct.
2) Stick Jar-Jar on it. ('Meesa wonders what this button doo!!")
And the number 1 way to destroy the Death Star is...
Tell George Bush it's a training camp for Al-Quaeda!!!!!
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