10) Like the Energizer Bunny, Star Wars just keeps going and going. Like a vacuum, The Matrix keeps sucking and sucking.

9) Even a kid can understand the Star Wars plot.

8) It only took one trilogy for The Matrix to suck. For Star Wars, it was 2.

7) Neo has to dodge bullets but Luke doesn't have to 'cause Stormtroopers can't shoot.

6) Droids and computers do what we tell them to do.

5) Two words: Ewan McGregor. Need I say more?

4) C-3PO has more facial expressions than Neo.

3) Yoda really does know kung-fu.

2) 'Cause Jedis don't need sunglasses to make them look cool.

And the number 1 reason why Star Wars is better than The Matrix is...

Since loose robes are more preferable fighting equipment than tight leather.