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Top Ten Things Not To Do If You Want A Role In Star Wars
10) *waves hands* "You will give me a part..."
9) Calling George Lucas late at night and making deep breathing sounds into the telephone.
8) Showing off you chest where you carved "I Love Star Wars" with a toothpick.
7) "I'm here to play Anakin. He's Dark Vadar's son in the first episode, right?"
6) "Mr. Lucas, are you in there? Oh, there you are! Yes, I will turn around while you get out of the shower."
5) "Hi! I'd like to audition for the part of Jar-Jar's sister, please."
4) Eat sour cream and onion chips right before the scene when you kiss Amidala.
3) Show Lucas a lightsaber-juggling trick.
2) Perform "Duel of the Fates" on kazoo for George Lucas.
And the number 1 top thing not to do if you want a role in Star Wars is...
Come in with a Klingon mask and Spock ears!!!
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